Hey Focus,
I was wondering if you could help me out. I have this roommate who recently started dating this chick and within a month she seems to have moved in. She’s fat and doesn’t do shit and complains about everything. Bitch, you don’t pay rent or anything, shut up. She’s sloppy and hell looking and is just really annoying. I’ve tried to be nice to my roommate about her being here so much and he is just too nice to really do anything about it. This girl has him by the ballz and is sorta a gold digger, even though he doesn’t really have much gold to dig for.
Dennis
Dennis,
I’ve actually had the same problem… well, sorta, except my roommate had his friend over all the time. This kid was a complete douche bag. He would leave shit all over the place, never washed dishes, never did shit except lay on the couch all day smoking dirt-ass weed. I tried to be nice about it, as well, for a while ’cause I partly felt bad for the dude, since his girl peace’d out on him and their business they had going and took everything. I mean, this girl took all the money from the business account and there wasn’t much he could do about it. Anyway, I eventually got over it and just started fucking with the dudes stuff. Too make a long story short he moved out when he opened up his bag in rage one day when I put a can of sardines in it, that baked in our overly hot house. That was the straw that broke the camels back, but prior to that, I had fucked with a lot more and no one ever gave up who it was, so he was over it. You said she’s a sloppy fatty right, maybe take the filling outta her twinkies and fill them with mustard or something. That’s a start.
Goodluck
Focus
Ha ha ha, is that the girl?